This is my last post before Christmas so I thought I would write alternative lyrics to a well known Christmas song. Last year it was The Twelve Days Of Christmas. This year I have selected "Jingle Bells" as the victim of my psychotic need to destroy songs.
Have a great Christmas one and all.
Dashing to the shops every single bloody day
Join another queue, pushing people out the way
I need to buy so many presents and a lot of trash
I need to win the lottery cos I’ve just run out of cash
Oh Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to throw your hard earned cash away
Oh Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to throw your hard earned cash away
Eating lots of food and drinking lots of beer
I am getting fat, much fatter than last year
The weather’s looking nice; I think it might have snowed
And if I eat another thing I know I will explode
Oh Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to double the amount you weigh
Oh Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to double the amount you weigh
Listening to the Queen and watching crap TV
Playing silly games with my entire family
Everybody’s tired and one or two begin to snore
But later we will have to eat and drink again some more
Oh Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to fall asleep on Christmas Day
Oh Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to fall asleep on Christmas Day
So a Merry Christmas to the readers of this post
I like to raise my glass and to propose a toast
To everyone in Blogland; every woman, every man
Here’s to a fun-filled holiday from The Plastic Mancunian
Oh Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to stuff your face on Christmas Day
Oh Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to stuff your face on Christmas Day
Wednesday 23 December 2009
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13 comments:
I wish you enjoy your Christmas with all the blessings.
Good one. I like it. Mind if I pass it around?
Have a good one Dave and hopefully you'll get at least one present you like!
Merry Christmas to you too Bingkee
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Cheers
PM
Hi River,
Not at all (though you may want to remove the fourth verse).
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Cheers
PM
G'Day Kath and thanks.
I'm sure I will be reporting on what the drunken fat bearded weirdo brought me.
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Cheers
PM
Hilarious, PM!
And I love how you ended on a food note. Very creative...actually, possibly better than the original!
Again, a happy and safe holiday to the PM household!
Holly :o) :o) :o)
Cheers Holly,
I'm sure it will be safe - if I can survive the mayhem.
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Cheers
PM
That was most excellent! Hope you have a wonderful Christmas -
Cheers from Canada!
Thanks Lidian,
And I hope you (and Canada) have a fabulous Xmas too.
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Cheers
PM
hilarious i have copied and pasted it and i am giving a copy to all my friends and saying to go on your website
My band The 309s (www.the309s.com) has a pub gig in Bradford on the 21st. I fancy singing your version, OK?
Rod@pinegroveleather.co.uk
Hi 309's,
Sure - why not?
Have fun.
Cheers
PM
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