I’ve just come across a blog with a load of random questions, presumably answered by the author at the request of somebody else.
I have decided to steal these questions shamefully, ruthlessly and with no remorse whatsoever and answer them myself. Why? Because I thought it might be a bit of a laugh.
Here goes:
Just drank 15 shots, what would you be doing?
I would be lying on the floor telling anybody who would listen that I loved them. Then I would probably fall unconscious.
Do you hate the last person you kissed?
Nope. I don’t kiss people I hate.
Ever licked someone's cheek or forehead?
Yes and unfortunately I still bear the scars.
When did you last throw up and where?
It was in Blackpool last summer. I was at a 30th birthday party and had been feeling off-colour all day. The party was good but I ate and drank virtually nothing. I arrived back at Mrs PM’s father’s house just in time to throw up in the bathroom. I spent the entire night doing the same and had to miss a cricket test match at Old Trafford the next day. I was most disappointed.
Have you ever flown on an airplane?
Hundreds of times.
What do you carry with you at all times?
My wallet, credit cards, keys and mobile phone.
What happened at 9:00 am today?
I was reading through a pile of emails.
Are you mean?
I can be sometimes.
Ever have a sleepover with the opposite sex?
Of course - Mrs PM is the opposite sex.
What was the last song you listened to?
Nazareth – Please Don’t Judas Me. Listen to it here ==> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um6bP1TeuQU
Do you and your parents get along?
My dad died when I was 19. I get on reasonably well with my mother.
Do you wanna tell someone how you feel?
I always tell people how I feel – that’s why I am accused of being a ranting old grump.
Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a J?
Yes.
What holiday is your birthday closest to?
Hallowe’en. Says a lot really.
How many different things did you drink today?
Four. Tea, decaffeinated coffee, grapefruit juice and fizzy grapefruit flavoured water.
Do you think you've changed over the past year?
Yes, definitely. The older I get, the grumpier I get but I am becoming far more confident. Beware my 50th birthday in three and a half year’s time. I will be unbearable.
Who is the last person to send you a message?
A mate asking if I wanted to see a rock band at a pub.
How old do you think you'll be when you have kids?
I have two kids already.
Do you think you'll be married in 5 years?
No. I’ve been there, done that, written about it, bought the T shirt, paid the price. I'm happy as I am.
Are you waiting for something?
Yes – that elusive lottery win so that I can leave the rat race and travel the world.
Were you happy when you woke up today?
On a Monday? Not bloody likely.
If you could change your eye color, would you?
No – Mrs PM likes my blue eyes.
What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
Driving to work.
Do you like to have long hair or short hair?
Short at the moment.
Do you want a different hair style?
Bloody Hell – YES. In fact, I want a complete hair transplant. I would shave the whole lot off if Mrs PM would let me.
What was the last thing you hid?
Cat food from Jasper, our bear-sized cat. He is on a diet.
Name 3 emotions at this exact moment:
Happiness, frustration, love.
Have you ever intentionally made someone jealous?
No. I couldn’t do that.
Do you spend a lot of time with your parents?
Not nearly enough.
Do you flip your pillow to the cold side?
No.
Do you sleep with one leg out from under the covers?
When Mrs PM steals the duvet, yes.
What woke you up this morning?
Radio Five Live news at 7:00 on the clock radio alarm.
How many times have you eaten sushi?
Probably about ten times. It’s OK but overrated.
What made your day today?
Watching the finale of the current season of Lost. It’s been one of those sad days...
What's something you are looking forward to in the near future?
A weekend in Amsterdam in June.
This time last year, were you single?
No.
Are you a big fan of thunderstorms?
I love them. Next time I see one, I intend to try photographing lightning.
Do you ever think "what if" about anything?
All the time.
Who was the last person of the opposite sex you had a conversation with?
Mrs PM.
Do you think relationships are hard?
Not at all.
Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
Yes. A couple of times.
Do you say hello daily?
Many times.
Are you good at giving directions?
I like to think so. Other people disagree.
If something was wrong, who is the first boy you would go to?
No idea. It depends what is wrong.
Who is the first girl you'd go to?
Mrs PM or, failing that, one of my sisters.
Do you always answer your texts?
No. I am often told off for it.
Did you sleep in past noon today?
No.
Talked to an ex lately?
I speak to the ex-wife fairly regularly.
Do you want someone back in your life?
I’ve lost touch with a few people over the years due to my own inability to make an effort. It would be nice to see some old mates again.
Is anything annoying you right now?
Yes. British politicians claiming inappropriate and possibly illegal expenses (see my previous post).
Is this summer gonna be a good one?
It had better be – I’m sick of rain.
Are you satisfied with what you currently have in life?
Yes – apart from not having millions of pounds.
Have you ever skipped school just because you were tired?
No. I was a swot really.
Anything you would change about your life right now?
Thousands of little things but the only major thing would be a massive injection of cash from those lottery people.
Would you ever date someone who thought they knew EVERYTHING?
No. I don’t like know-it-alls.
What do the majority of people in your life call you?
Dave (or “Arse”)!
Are you texting or IMing anyone right now?
No.
When is your pet's birthday?
Apparently two have birthdays in March and we haven’t a clue about Spike the old cuckoo-cat.
The phone rings, what is your ringtone?
The Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin. Listen to it here ==>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c05E6kyHu8E
Did you go anywhere yesterday?
Yes – Tesco for the weekly shop and a curry with the in-laws.
Last time you talked to your mom?
On her birthday last week.
Where's the last place you walked to?
Apart from tramping around work today, I walked to the Indian Restaurant yesterday.
Last time you had a sleepover?
Last week – I was on a business trip to Zurich.
Do you speak another language other than English?
A little German and a little more French (see the last but one post)
What did you do last night?
Had a curry.
Whats on your schedule for tomorrow?
Work again, sadly!
Whats on your bed right now?
Jasper – he’s a lazy fat cat.
You're thinking about someone, aren't you?
At this precise moment? Myself.
That was a minor diversion from my usual nonsensical drivel. Feel free to follow my example and steal the questions for yourself. Just don’t grass me up.
