Tuesday 9 February 2016

Really Stupid People

It’s been a while since I did a little research on the internet so I thought I would fill that gap. It wasn’t long before I once again  drifted off at a tangent, having stumbled on a few items that highlighted just how stupid some people can be.

As I trawled through page after page of examples of idiocy, my mind boggled at how these people actually manage to get out of bed and leave the house on the morning.

Here are some examples from the usual sources; Facebook, Twitter, Yahoo and a few other places. Who is the dumbest out of the following group of muppets?

The person who asked if he could pay for things bought on the internet by putting their credit card in the DVD drive.

The person who started an ill-fated campaign to get “Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers” banned because he thought it was disrespectful to the memory of 911.

The person who thought that “Titanic” was just a movie and not based on a real event.

The President who thought that Africa was a country.

The person who thought that “#” was invented just for Twitter.

The person who thought that Mount Rushmore was a natural rock formation.

Carved by Mother Nature herself!!
The Presidential running mate who thought that Africa was a country.

The person who thinks that it takes 18 months for twins to be born.

The person who thinks Kanye West is brilliant for introducing us all to a new artist: Sir Paul McCartney.

The person who thinks there are only seven countries in the world: Asia, Africa, Antarctica, Australia, North America, South America and Europe.

The person who thinks that it is stupid to have a button in the lift for the floor he is on.

The person who thinks that it is dangerous to look at a picture of the sun.

The person who thinks they have no toilet paper in Canada.

The person who thinks it never rains in Australia since “the rain falls into space because it is at the bottom of the world”.

The person who asked “What is Obama’s last name?”

The British person who thinks “Barraco Barner” is the British President.

"My name is Obama Barraco Barner! And I am taking over your country!"
The person who thinks that England and Ireland are the same country and therefore can’t play each other at sport.

The person who asked “Who was the first person to walk on the sun”?

The person who thinks that Christian Bale must be Christian because his name is Christian.

The person who thought that planet Earth was 2014 years old in the year 2014.

The person who thinks that the huge tower in Paris is called the “Ifold” Tower.

The Republican Party candidate who thinks we need Global Warming to combat the freezing snow in New York.

The person who doesn’t know where the North Pole is.

The person who thinks that it hurts to be cremated.

The people in a town in North Carolina who rejected a solar panel farm project because they thought that the panels would “suck up all the energy from the sun”.

So who do you think is the most stupid, dear reader?


joeh said...

Well if an elephant walked in front of the moon (a pachyadermal eclipse) then which is bigger?

Grace said...

The Darwin Awards. I just found this guy Idiots of the Internet. Cracks me up.

River said...

All of them!
Have you ever wasted time at not always right dot com?
You'll tear your hair out at the stupidity there.

Dale Brown said...

This is one of these contests where everybody is a loser. Pray none of these people ever breed.

Plastic Mancunian said...

Hi Joeh,

The moon. The elephant just seems bigger.





Plastic Mancunian said...

Hi Grace,

I've got a book of Darwin Awards - it's one of the funniest books I own.

There were loads of terribly grammatical Facebook posts with incredibly dumb misinterpretations.

That guy has it right! I am tempted to do a video blog of this kind of idiocy myself!!




Plastic Mancunian said...

Hi River,

HA! HA! I think I'll be spending some time at that site.




Plastic Mancunian said...

Hi Big D,

Sadly they do breed. But, the good news is that their offspring will keep us entertained with their stupidity for years to come.




JahTeh said...

Quite right, if they don't breed where would we get politicians.

Plastic Mancunian said...

Hi JT,

Especially American ones ...