Welcome to a changeable South Manchester. When I say changeable, I mean the weather because, really, South Manchester always tends to stay the same. We are in a weird pattern weatherwise as autumn starts to dig its heels in. This means we are getting sunshine but occasional heavy showers and the odd rumble of thunder. The weather really can’t make up its mind what to do.
If you ever wonder why British people seem obsessed with the weather, you can tell from days like today.
Should I wear a coat?
Should I take a brolly?
I don’t know.
Thankfully I am staying at home today.
Let’s dive in with some silly questions from Sunday Stealing.
1. Name five songs that you have completely memorised.
I’ve memorised these songs (more or less) by simply listening to them so often over the years.
Deep Purple – Highway Star
Rush – Subdivisions
Tears For Fears – Head Over Heels
Depeche Mode – Personal Jesus
Nazareth – May the Sunshine
2. What takes up too much of your time?
At the moment, it is household chores. There is a blog post coming soon about this but basically, since Mrs PM is still working and I am now retired, I have taken on the role of doing most of the stuff around the house. It is a pain in the backside but we need to do it so it has become a necessary evil.
3. What TV show or movie do you refuse to watch?
Anything with James Corden in it. He has a sitcom called Gavin and Stacey that apparently people actually like (even though he has pissed off most of the other cast). I was going to watch the Friends reunion but when I discovered that he was involved I simply refused.
Other things that piss me off are reality TV shows like Made in Chelsea. I would never watch such bilge.
Oh – and any TV programme with Sinon Cowell in it.
Oh oh – and any TV programme with Piers Morgan in it.
4. What's worth spending more on to get the best?
Technology. For example, if you are going to buy a laptop or tablet, then the cheaper ones lack the resources and processor of the more expensive ones, so while they will work, they will soon struggle to cope with the latest operating systems and software so you will end up replacing it sooner than you think. It may seem pricey but you can almost guarantee that it will last longer.
5. Share something you did last week.
Last week was a bit of a quiet one, which is good for the introvert inside me.
The week before was different. I went to see Lancashire play Middlesex at cricket in a 50 over one day match.
I also took my car in for its annual check up (called an MOT over here).
Finally I went to Heaton Park in the North of Manchester for a gig called Festwich, which consists of several tribute bands playing on three stages for the whole day. Good clean fun with a touch of heavy metal.
Welcome to a dry and cloudy South Manchester in the United Kingdom. We are now sadly descending into autumn after a very good summer. The good news is that for me summer will return briefly when we go on a cruise in the Aegean Sea at the end of September, visiting several Greek islands and also a day in Turkey (my third visit there).
I’m looking forward to that.
Let’s five in with some Sunday Stealing shenanigans. This week it’s a little different in that I am expected to grade myself on various things. The grades are A, A-, B, B-, C, C-, D, D-, F but I am going to add E and E- because that’s what we have in the UK.
Also, I always hated being graded - I even hate grading myself because I will invariably get it wrong. I will probably reread this post in a year's time and panic that I was so easy or so hard on myself. What a neurotic mess I am.
• Happiness
B
I am generally a happy chap but I could be happier, hence the B. There is room for improvement but most of it is out of my hands. These days when I turn on the news and watch what is happening in my own country and the rest of the world, I feel like a little bit of my soul is being chipped away.
In the UK we have the rise of the extreme right, led by the arrogant, bigoted, Trump wannabee, Nigel Farage. In the US, Donald Trump is slowly destroying the country from within. In the east, Vladimir Putin shows no sign of ending the war in Ukraine. In Israel there is a humanitarian crisis that shows no sign of ending.
That said, I was elated by Farage’s visit to Congress this week. He went over there with the intention of putting the UK down, comparing my country to North Korea.
What a total prick he is!
Instead, he got more than he bargained for, as you can see from the video below:
Jamie Raskin – I applaud you for showing us all exactly what frog-faced Farage is; an arrogant, bigoted, disruptive grifter. Let’s just hope that people in the UK see him for what he is.
• Being a decent human being
B
I am a decent human being but there is always room for improvement. Nobody is perfect, least of all myself, and I know exactly how I could improve.Will it happen? Maybe, but not if Captain Procrastination has his way.
• Being serene (calm, peaceful)
B
I am a calm and laid back person ninety percent of the time but there are times when I loose my cool. This usually happens when I am watching the news or listening to people talking bullshit on social media and in the newspapers. I am improving though because had you asked me a few years ago when I had to endure the likes of Boris Johnson as my Prime Minister and the fallout from the disaster that is Brexit, I would have given myself an E. I am trying to find inner peace and I think I am getting there.
• Kindness
A-
Again, there is room for improvement but I think I am a kind person deep down. I like to be kind and helpful – I get a buzz out of it.
For example, on my walk a few months ago, a woman ran past me and as she did, she dropped her purse. I called her but she had earbuds in and she couldn’t hear me. I called louder and she just ran on having not heard me at all. Now she was clearly a keen and dedicated runner because I watched her disappear while I decided what to do.
I thought, “Sod it,” and I ran after her.
Now I haven’t run for many years but I am quite fit, given that I walk five miles a day. I had to almost sprint to catch her and, after several minutes, I did. I didn’t want to tap her on the shoulder so I just ran right past her and stopped, holding out her purse. “You (gasp)(gasp)(gasp) dropped (gasp)(gasp)(gasp) this” I said trying not to sound like one of those perverts who used to breath down the phone.
She was so grateful and thanked me for being such a kind person.
I realised then that while I can still run a little, I’m not as fit as I used to be. There will be no fun runs, couch to 10K or marathons in my lifetime, that I can tell you.
• Anger management
B-
I hate getting angry. Paradoxically getting angry makes me angry because I hate to lose control. When I see a truly angry person I avoid them completely and I would rather walk away. However, as I have said repeatedly, while there’re people like Nigel Farage in politics and people like Donald Trump in the White House, I will still get angry. I can’t help it.
• Creative thinking
C
I would love to be more creative and I know that I can be. I recently read a decent book on how to spark your inner creativity and I found it really interesting. When I read stuff about creativity, it highlights the fact that I am not there yet. However, I think it will be interesting to explore this further.
• Modesty
A-
By giving myself an A- for modesty, am I being arrogant and not modest at all?
Is this a massive oxymoron?
Actually, I do consider myself to be modest. I don’t boast about my achievements because I prefer to portray myself as an ordinary guy, which is what I feel that I am. I am Mr Average in many ways (blog post on this coming soon) and I always feel uncomfortable blowing my own trumpet. When I was working, people used to tell me to boast about what I had achieved. I’ve always felt uncomfortable doing that. Does that make me modest?
• Being an original
C
Like I said above, I am Mr Average – just like any other 62 year old retired British man you would see walking down the street. There is nothing special about me at all. I am not a pioneer in any field, I don’t stand out as “the original this” or “the original that” and I’m happy with that.
• Knowing yourself
A
I know myself really well. I know my limitations, I know what I like and dislike and I know what makes me happy.
• Being true to yourself
B
In the past, when I was more insecure and shy, I used to try to strive for friendship by going out of my way to please other people. Sometimes that was fun and productive but on many occasions it wasn’t at all. Nowadays, I just do things for me. Don’t get me wrong, I will sometimes go out of my way to make others happy but I do so on my own terms. I’m too old to live by other people’s rules and standards. What’s more, I don’t expect other people to do that for me either.
• Getting along with others
A-
I like to think that I am a nice guy and generally I get along with a lot of people. I always make an effort even if I dislike the person. I always greet people with a smile, no matter who they are and try to make them feel at ease. I am absolutely certain that there are people out there who don’t like me but that’s okay too because I probably dislike them too.
I just tend to avoid those people anyway.
• Liking yourself
B
Yeah – I do like myself but when I do something stupid I curse myself relentlessly. This is fun for other people to watch because it is genuinely funny. I used to do this at work when I had messed up , much to the amusement of my former work colleagues. I hate it when I break things accidentally or lose my keys. There is room for improvement though and I should learn to forgive myself for petty things like that. Such behaviour is usually very short lived though and I can see the funny side of most of it.
• Admitting your flaws
B
Regular readers know that I list my flaws all the time. I have done so in this very post. Usually I try to make a joke about it because I love self-deprecation. It doesn’t mean that I hate myself at all; on the contrary I think admitting your flaws, preferably in a funny way, actually endear people to me. I’ve made many a person laugh when I have described how inadequate I am at doing certain things, or times when I have totally cocked something up. It does happen, so why not enjoy it?
• Self improvement
B
I am on a quest for self-improvement but there are lots of things that I need to do to achieve what I want, hence the B. For example, I am trying to teach myself to play the piano and yet I know that if I dedicated more time to this and practiced more, I know that I would improve. That said, I do try to spend some time tickling the ivories every day and limping through difficult songs (well difficult to me anyway). This is the latest thing I am wrestling with and I am about 80% of the way there. However, it has taken me ages to crawl to this point.
Over those nine years, you may have thought that I had finally overcome my squeamishness or at least tried to cope with it. The truth is that I haven’t.
If anything I am worse now.
What has made it so bad for me is that these days more people seem to relish talking about their ailments, their operations and various bits that are going wrong with their bodies and, worse, they seem to want to go into great detail, even for the trivial things.
Picture the scene. I am sitting in an Indian restaurant with Mrs PM, her father and her step mum. We have ordered our food and are currently snacking on some poppadoms with various tasty dips. Mrs PM’s dad and step mum are a lot older than I am (and I consider myself to be an old git) and they know a lot of people their age. The topic of conversation has invariably led to the ailments of some of their friends.
Now, before I go on, I don’t mind hearing that somebody has been to hospital to have a minor operation; I just don’t want the full gory details. The conversation started getting into the nitty gritty of medical issues and procedures. And I mean getting really down and dirty with all of the gory details. Being polite, I allowed this to go on uninterrupted while my inner Mr Squeamish told me that they would change the subject soon. As I crunched through my poppadum, Mrs PM’s dad told us about something that had happened to him.
He used to be very active but due to one thing and another, he can’t walk very far now (he is approaching his mid 80’s). This means that occasionally he has to use a mobility scooter. One day, he had a little accident. There was a mechanical issue and it collapsed under him when he sat on it resulting in a part of it scraping his skin. We all sympathised until he went into more detail about the aftermath. The wound took a while to heal and he insisted on going into all of the gory details, which I won’t repeat here lest I throw up all over my keyboard.
I even tolerated this, dear reader, because it had happened to him. But then, as the main course arrived, I internally shook my head in horror as Mrs PM (who should know better) started talking about an eye operation that she had heard about or watched on one of those horrific medical programmes she insists on watching.
That was too much. Mr Squeamish screamed at me and I went into full blown rant mode. Of all the body parts I have a problem with, eyes are the worst.
“THAT’S ENOUGH!” I yelled, possibly too loudly. “I’ve heard about Mrs Smith’s operation and I’ve heard about Mrs PM’s dad’s minor mobility accident. You’ve been talking about cysts, people being sliced open, blood and other monstrous body incidents for twenty minutes now. And now you want to talk about EYES! Unless you want to see me be violently ill on this table, please, please, PLEASE change the subject.”
What was the reaction?
They all burst out laughing. Mrs PM’s step mum said:
“OOOH! I’d forgotten how squeamish you are.”
Thankfully they took pity on me and changed the subject, but not before a couple of witty barbs were hurled my way.
This highlights an issue that I am noticing more and more, possibly because people around me, friends and relatives etc. are all getting older and with that age increase there are more ailments to talk about because more people are getting them.
And I hate that.
I wouldn’t mind if people just mentioned it so that I knew; people insist on the entire gory details. I hate that. People are even talking about their pets in this way.
“Oh little Tiddles had to have a massive boil lanced from her paw. When the vet cut it with the scalpel, all this yellow pus came out but that wasn’t the worst bit. After that …”
STOP IT!
All I want to know is that Tiddles went to the vet for a minor procedure.
Why do I need to know what that procedure is?
Is Tiddles okay now?
Yes?
Fine!
That’s enough!
I know that this is going to get worse but you can rest assured, dear reader, that if I have to have an operation, be it major or minor, I will not mention it on this blog. There will be no photographs of wounds or scars and no elaborate descriptions of the procedure or the aftermath.
AND THERE WILL DEFINITELY BE NO TALK ABOUT EYES!
I wouldn’t put you through that trauma.
Why? Because Mr Squeamish doesn’t just live inside me; he lives inside many people.
Welcome to a cloudy but warm South Manchester. I’ve just returned from a three day break with friends in the beautiful island of Anglesey in North Wales, where the summer weather smiled on us the whole time. It was lovely sitting and watching the sun set over the Irish Sea and star gazing at night time.
Obviously when I woke up each morning I was ready to seize the day so it seems fitting that this week’s Sunday Stealing hovers in an around the subject of morning feelings and rituals.
Let’s dive in, shall we?
1. What do you typically have for breakfast?
My breakfast depends on the day. Usually from Monday to Friday I am well behaved and have fruit accompanied by a nice hot steaming mug of decaffeinated tea. My fruit of choice is usually banana, apple, orange and perhaps a peach, nectarine or some plums.
At the weekend, I tend to be a bit naughty and have an omelette, sometimes on it’s own but normally accompanied by toast and a sausage or two. And of course a big steaming mug of decaffeinated tea and a glass of orange juice mixed with apple juice.
2. What was your favourite breakfast cereal when you were a kid?
I used to eat Cornflakes, Frosties (which are basically Cornflakes with crusted sugar), Weetabix or Sugar Puffs. In the winter, I would occasionally have porridge. I haven’t had porridge for decades, thinking about it. Mrs PM likes porridge in the winter so maybe when the cold weather comes I might try reacquainting myself with it.
3. Orange juice, tomato juice or cranberry juice?
I usually have orange juice mixed with apple juice as I said above. I hate cranberries so the thought of drinking cranberry juice at any time fills me with nausea. I have never fancied drinking tomato juice either (though I do like tomatoes).
4. What time is your alarm clock set for?
What is this "Alarm Clock" object of which you speak?
HA HA!
My alarm clock isn’t set at all since I retired.
Actually that’s not quite true because I do set it when I have something planned, for example, having to catch an early flight.
When I worked, the alarm clock was set for 5:55 am. I smile now when I think of this because at that time now, I am so deep in sleep that a wild gorilla couldn’t wake me up.
5. Do you have any tips for preventing stress and making the morning go more smoothly?
Yes.
Just retire.
Or go for a walk.
Since I gave up caffeine some years ago, I find that a walk will always wake me up.
When the walk starts I am like a shuffling zombie but, five miles later, I am wide awake and smiling – even when it is raining.
I do not miss caffeine at all. I have actually had it accidentally once or twice and the effect is quite startling. I can see now why people rely on it. The problem is for me that being wired is stressful so I would say just give it up – unless you like that feeling of course.
Welcome to a sunny and pleasant South Manchester where we are in the middle of a slight heatwave. We had temperatures of 30°C and more this week in Manchester which is about as hot as it ever gets here. Now, though, it is a pleasant 24°C on a Sunday afternoon.
Let’s dive in to Sunday Stealing with a set of silly questions.
FOOD
TWO foods you can't stand
1.Rhubarb. I am certain that rhubarb is either cultivated and grown in the deepest bowels of hell itself or is an extraterrestrial monstrosity that was planted by aliens intent on eventually taking over from humanity as the dominant species on planet Earth. I hate rhubarb so much that I can barely suppress the urge to retch when I see it. Horrible stuff.
2.Apricots. I recently accidentally bit into an apricot, thinking (stupidly) that it was a small peach. I realised my mistake within two nanoseconds and threw the whole thing away, while trying not to heave. Disgusting vegetation masquerading as fruit.
FOUR foods you love
1.Cheese. I love cheese so much that I have to try my best not to eat it all the time. There are cheeses that I am less keen on but 99% of them are wonderful. One of my current favourites for a treat is sold in our local cheese shop (and yes we do have one). It is called Harrogate Blue and I love it. At Christmas we get together with our next door neighbours for a cheese and wine evening and I am in heaven trying all manner of different cheeses.
2.Roast pork. If we go out on Sunday for a traditional Sunday lunch, Mrs PM always predicts that I will have roast pork with crackling on the side. She’s always right.
3.Mrs PM’s paella. Mrs PM decided that she was going to have a go at paella and it was the best decision she has made. She tries it with a variety of meat and vegetables but it is always amazing. She is allergic to seafood so we can’t always try it in Spain itself unless there is a meat one (which there isn’t always). But I love it.
4.Indian food. It took me a while to get into Indian food because I was never sure what to eat. However, I have a couple of Indian friends who have guided me over the years and now I know exactly what to have. We have a couple of Indian restaurants locally and they mic things up from the traditional Indian food you find in restaurants. I just love the spices – as long as they aren’t too hot.
PLACES
TWO places you never want to see again
1.Johannesburg, South Africa. I worked on a project that covered four airports in South Africa and the main computers were at Johannesburg airport and, being a key team member, I was the idiot who always had to stay in Jo’burg while my team mates got to go to places like Cape Town. And Jo’burg is a very dangerous place. I loved parts of it, like Sandton City and the people I met were wonderful. But I wasn’t really allowed to venture out because of the high crime rate.
2.Salvador, Brazil. Mrs PM and I started our Brazil trip in Salvador and as I was flying over, I read that this city was one of the most dangerous in Brazil We were staying in a tourist friendly area but when we arrived, the taxi driver was telling us where not to go because we would risk being robbed – if we were lucky. He told us that there were certain no-go areas even for the police. I liked where we stayed but to go again? No thanks.
FOUR places you'd like to revisit
1.Tokyo, Japan. Tokyo is absolutely enormous and I didn’t realise the scale of this magnificent city until I actually got there. We were there for three days and we only scratched the surface. I think if we had spent two weeks there we would still need to go back. And of course Japan itself is a wonderful place that I want to visit again.
2.Hong Kong. I have spent about 18 months of my life in Hong Kong due to lots of work trips and the odd holiday trip and I absolutely love the place. In fact, we are planning to go there early next year on our way back from Malaysia and I can’t wait. The longest I stayed there was three months and I loved being an honorary Hong Kong resident. I was sad when I left but I have returned and I will do so whenever the opportunity arises.
3.Nice, France. Mrs PM and I tend not to go to the same places in Europe more than once but Nice is one of the few exceptions. It is a beautiful city on the south coast of France that can be used as a centre to visit a lot of amazing other places, like Cannes, Monte Carlo and Antibes. We were there earlier this year and we are thinking of perhaps going again next year.
4.New York. I’ve been to New York twice and the first time I was basically shown around so quickly that I didn’t get a chance to really see the place because the woman who was our guide (a friend we were staying with) was scared of the place. This was back in 1989. However, Mrs PM and I went back for New Year in 1998/1999 and as intrepid explorers we just walked around ourselves. I felt perfectly safe and even wandered back to our hotel at 2am after visiting Times Square for New Year and an Irish Bar. We were there for four days and it wasn’t enough.
MUSIC
TWO musical artists who make you want to change the station
1.Justin Timberlake. Mrs PM went to see him recently and up to that point and for a while afterwards she has been incessantly playing his music. And his music, in my opinion, is dreadful. We have a joint playlist and there is no way on this Earth that Justin Timberlake’s music will get anywhere near it.
2.Kanye West (or whatever he calls himself these days). I don’t like hip hop at all but Kanye West is right at the bottom of the pile when it comes to hip hop artists I would give a chance to. Enough said.
FOUR musical artists you love to listen to
1.Steven Wilson is a British progressive rock singer and musician who is the main man in the band Porcupine Tree as well as having a successful solo career. As well as that he continues to work in two other projects called Blackfield and No-Man. He is prolific and as well as being a singer and multi-instrumentalist he is a producer and he remixes the albums of other artists. He is a man of many talents.
2.Devin Townsend is a Canadian progressive metal singer and guitarist who is very prolific. His musical style ranges from extreme metal to ambient electronica with quite a few genres ticked off in between. His vocal range is incredible, ranging from melodic vocals to screams and growls.
3.Riverside are a Polish progressive rock band who have successfully filled a gap that I missed since my favourite band, Rush, ended following the sad death of their drummer Neil Peart. They are my current favourite band. The singer/bassist is called Mariusz Duda and I love his songwriting style as well as his solo career and other project called Lunatic Soul. I've seen them a couple of times recently and intend to see them when they next venture across the English Channel.
4.Nine Inch Nails have been around for decades and their music has featured in a lot of movies. I saw them live this year and they haven’t lost anything. The raw anger from their earlier music was still there as well as the more subdued recent material. Trent Reznor is a genius in my view and is still going strong. The band are releasing a new album to run alongside the new movie Tron: Ares.
MOMENTS
TWO moments you'd like to erase
1.The entire Brexit campaign and Brexit vote. If ever anyone wants an example of ignorance, incompetence, lying, gullibility and stupidity, just study that whole campaign. It is the biggest mistake that we as a nation have ever made and it embarrasses me immensely. People just can't see the damage it has done and will continue to do.
2.The day that Boris Johnson became Prime Minister of the UK. I will say no more, lest I rant mercilessly.
FOUR moments you'd like to relive
1.The day that Mrs PM and I got together in Hong Kong.
2.This isn’t a real moment but I would like to relive some of my days at Liverpool University. It was one of the happiest periods of my life.
3.My trip to Japan (again not really a moment).
4.The day that I told my dad that I had passed all of my A-Level exams to gain me entrance to Liverpool University. He was so happy and I was delighted that he knew before he sadly passed away shortly afterwards.
I’ve delayed writing a post about Ozzy Osbourne because I only recently posted about his last concert in Birmingham and his former band Black Sabbath. The gig happened just a couple of weeks before his death and the timing is poignant.
Ozzy Osbourne was a unique individual whose lifestyle was so hedonistic that he even succeeded in shocking one of America’s most offensive bands, Mötley Crüe. Many were amazed that Ozzy managed to reach 70 years old, let alone 76.
He had a fine and unique voice, and it is reported that even though he was known as “The Prince of Darkness” and was perhaps one of the most outrageous rock stars in history, people who knew him and met him report that he was one of the funniest and kindest people you could ever know.
Here are some examples:
Ozzy grew up in an area of Birmingham called Aston which is about 8 miles from where I was born so I am familiar with the areas he frequented in his youth and the environment which shaped him. If you had heard me speaking when I lived in Walsall you would have been forgiven for thinking that I sounded like Ozzy. My accent was actually stronger than his and although I have lost my own accent now, Ozzy’s remained although in a slightly milder form and tinged with American.
As I said in my post about Black Sabbath I followed them even after Ozzy was sacked from the band in 1978 but I also followed Ozzy’s solo career, which thrived under the management of his wife Sharon.
I have to admit that I wasn’t a huge fan of the reality series “The Osbournes” but I did enjoy the bits where Ozzy was unintentionally funny. And he definitely could be funny. Here he is trying a Olivia Newton-John’s health drink:
I’ve read his autobiography, “I Am Ozzy” and I have to say it is one of the funniest books I’ve read. I even went to work dressed as Ozzy on a charity fancy dress day way back in 2010, complete with my impersonation of him.
I am saddened by his death, especially such a short time after his gig. It’s a shame and we have lost a national treasure over here in the UK. I’m impressed with what he achieved over his lifetime, especially since we were born such a short distance away from each other.
I’ll leave you with my favourite five songs from Ozzy’s solo work.
5. Perry Mason (from Ozzmosis – 1995)
This might be a slightly controversial choice amongst fans of Ozzy’s solo work but I think this is a great song. There’s just something about it that I like, perhaps the idea that this could actually be the theme song to a future Perry Mason series.
4. Shot in the Dark (from The Ultimate Sin – 1986)
This song reminds me of a great time in my life and that’s the reason that It is my number four choice. There was a lot of good music around at that time and it all brings back very fond memories.
3. Crazy Train (from Blizzard of Ozz – 1980)
When Ozzy was sacked from Black Sabbath it took him a while to recover but he came back with his first solo album called Blizzard of Ozz and this song is probably his best known solo song. I think it’s a great song. In fact an easy listening version of this song became the theme song to the Osbournes.
2. Let Me Hear You Scream (from Scream – 2010)
This song is an absolute heavy metal anthem and I think Ozzy’s voice is amazing in it. It’s a very heavy song and I absolutely love the chorus, which I sing along whenever it is on. “You’ll hear me scream if you don’t switch that off!” says Mrs PM. Result!
1. No More Tears (from No More Tears – 1991)
“No More Tears” is an absolutely amazing song. I love the menace it invokes, the bass line, the guitar and the way the song evolves as it continues, almost in a progressive way, with an orchestral section towards the end that sends a shiver down the spine (well in the full album version anyway). If you like the single version, definitely check out the album cut because it is even better.
And finally
Here is a beautiful song from the album No More Tears (that I guess can be classed as a power ballad). It is called Mama, I’m Coming Home and shows Ozzy’s voice at its best.
Welcome to a cloudy but sunny South Manchester where the weather is predicted to improve next week, which is great because I have a cricket match to watch on Monday.
Let’s dive straight in with some Sunday Stealing tomfoolery, this time in the form of alphabet prompts resulting in my sharing more of my inner weirdness with you.
Strap in folks!
A. Auto
My car is a boring grey Vauxhall Astra that I have had for a number of years now. It’s nothing special but it is reliable and rarely has a problem. We have two cars and, now that I am no longer working, my car doesn’t get used that often. It is much easier to get around the city using public transport and we are going further afield we tend to use Mrs PM’s car because it is more economical. I am therefore considering selling it and just using her car, or alternatively we could sell both cars and buy a new electric one. It’s all up in the air though and I can see myself still having the same car next year.
B. Bed size
We have a king size bed which implies that I am the king of my own house. However, I am actually the fourth most important living thing in my house behind Mrs PM and my furry overlords. Usually at this time of day, the two cats are sprawled on the bed fast asleep so it is really their bed until I decide to use it, at which point I find myself with a cat at my feet or lying in between us ready to wake us up at dawn for food. This is why I have banned them from the bedroom (unless Mrs PM objects – see what I mean? Fourth most important living thing).
C. Cats
As I said, we have two cats. Ziggy is a large male black cat and Star is his younger sister. We picked them up from a cat charity because they had been abandoned by an utter arse (I am moderating my own language here). There were three of them in a small cage dumped in an alleyway in the middle of winter. I have no idea how long they had been there but they were all very ill as a result. We would have taken all three but the third one was very ill and needed extra treatment. In the end the owner of the cat charity took her and she is happy in a house with about fifteen other cats. Ziggy and Star now rule my house and I am their slave.
D. Dogs
I had dogs as a kid and I really love them. Sadly Mrs PM is more of a cat person, even though I mentioned that we owned a dog and a cat. I miss having a dog.
E. Essential start to your day
Now that I am retired, I wake up naturally, apart from sometimes when Mrs PM wakes me up when she starts work. My first priority is to get dressed and go for a walk to wake myself up and get some exercise. My average walk length is about five miles per day and when I return, I have a shower and then a late breakfast.
F. Favourite colour
Teal is my favourite colour but I also like blue, green and red.
G. Gold or silver
I think silver looks better and I would rather have a silver watch than a gold one.
H. Hand you favour (righty or lefty)
I am right handed.
I. Instruments you play
When I was a kid, I played the trombone for five years because my dad thought that I would become a 1970’s version of Glenn Miller. Sadly, my taste in music developed to such an extent that the trombone wouldn’t fit into the styles I like. So I gave it up.
Now, I am trying to teach myself the piano and, although progress is very slow, I can actually play some simple tunes. I also have a synthesiser and as a separate project I am trying to develop a cover version of “Just Can’t Get Enough” by Depeche Mode:
I am about halfway through and my plan is to use a DAW (Digital Audio Workstation) to record it as an mp3. The synthesiser also has a Vocoder which means that I can try to add vocals. I haven’t played with that part of it yet so I am hoping that it can autocorrect my terrible voice so that it doesn’t sound like I am trying to strangle one of my poor cats. If I am happy with the result I may share it.
J. Job title
Retired. However, this time last year I was a Senior Software Engineer.
K. Kids
I have two kids with my ex-wife (although they are both adults now). One of them is 29 years old and the other is 32 years old. This make me feel really old. Mrs PM calls them “The Clones” because they look startlingly similar to me (the poor lads).
L. Live (rural, suburb, city)
I live in a pleasant suburb of South Manchester that has easy transport access to the city centre and various other districts of the city. It only takes about thirty minutes to be in the Cheshire countryside if I fancy a little taste of the rural life. I don’t think that I would like to live in the city centre though. Manchester is a wonderful place but the city centre is just a little too busy to reside in.
M. Meal plans
I don’t have any meal plans. We tend to decide roughly what we will have but not rigidly.
N. Nicknames
I’ve had a lot of nicknames over the years. Here are a few of them:
Snowy, Bagpuss, Joe 90, The Milky Bar Kid, Specky, Scrumper, Bricktop, Rambo, Mr Puniverse.
O. Overnight hospital stays
I have never stayed overnight in a hospital – nor do I want to.
P. Pet peeves
This is a subject for about five hundred posts so I will list just one or two.
First, all politicians. They are either malignant narcissists like Donald Trump or Boris Johnson or they are slimy liars. I am particularly annoyed by Trump and Vance at the moment but there are plenty all over the world who make me angry.
Second, the increasing role that social media is being abused by people in the world. If you read my last post (which you can read here) you will see that I have a bog problem with influencers – and they are just the tip of the iceberg.
I could go on but this will be a very, very long post so I will stop.
Q. Quote from a movie
R. Regrets
This relates to I above. I would have loved to have learned to play the guitar.
I would also like to be fluent in a couple of other languages.
S. Siblings
I had two younger sisters but sadly the older one passed away a couple of years ago. I still miss her. My remaining sister lives near to Harrogate and we try to see each other as often as we can.
U. Underwear
Yes – I wear underwear.
V. Vegetable you love
I wouldn’t say that I love any vegetable but I do eat a lot of carrots, broccoli, courgettes (zucchini in America), peas and sweetcorn. I am happy to eat other vegetables too and I am one of those weird people who actually like sprouts.
W. What makes you run late
Usually Mrs PM. I hate being late and she prefers to be “on time”, i.e. she runs the risk of being late. However, she has improved massively over the years and these days we are rarely late.
X. X-rays you’ve had
The only X rays I have had are at the dentist.
Y. Yummy food
I love most food to be honest. It would be easier to ask me about the foods I don’t like. I will say that these days I tend not to eat desserts but that’s not because I don’t like them.
