Welcome to a dull, grey but dry South Manchester. The sun was shining earlier but now it’s hiding behind a blanket of cloud.
First of all, can I just ask a question?
America - what have you done?
Although I suspected that it might happen, I am still shocked to discover that the new president of the United States of America is the same orange malignant narcissist who was kicked out last time. This man is a convicted criminal, a liar and tried his best to incite a riot and stamp all over democracy. He tells lies that would make Boris Johnson blush and somehow people believed the crap coming out of his mouth, crap I hasten to add that people over here laugh at. I wonder how our Prime Minister, Keir Starmer, is going to deal with him. It will be like trying to reason with a toddler.
Rather him than me, I can tell you.
I’m sorry, dear American readers, but I can’t believe you elected Trump AGAIN!
Still, I may have some material for future blog posts when the buffoon screws up.
Shall we answer some silly questions from Sunday Stealing?
1. Hobbies I've learned from a friend
I don’t think I have learned any hobbies from friends really. I decided to try my hand at writing on my own and I am teaching myself how to play the piano. Sadly I don’t know anyone else who can play the piano, apart from Mrs PM who is better than me but not much better. I would like to have a Spanish pen pal I guess as I think that would help a lot with Spanish. An American friend of mine suggested a web site for this, so I may well pursue it in future.
I guess I could say some music that I have discovered over the years is due to a group of lads I go to gigs with – does that count?
2. My physical activity preferences
I used to run, play football and swim but now, as an older gentleman, my physical activity of choice is walking. This is mainly because it wouldn't be easy pursuing such activities at my age.
Since retirement I have increased the distance I walk and last month I averaged over 10,000 steps per day. I will try to maintain those dizzy heights providing I can find some willpower over the winter months. It helps not having to get up at 6am to be honest.
3. Music I think is essential for everyone to hear
Progressive rock. Progressive rock typically comprises a musician or group of musicians who play rock music but also experiment with different sounds and different genres. Some people say that it is self-indulgent and while I can see their point, some of the music that springs forth from their creative minds is incredible.
Here are a couple of examples. First Rush – who introduce a little reggae into the proceedings:
Devin Townsend praises coffee with a little country and a soupcon of heavy metal.
Dream Theater with some throat singing and a choir and of course some heavy metal:
4. Something I have to relearn every time I do it
As I advance in Spanish, I am trying to get to grips with some of the more complex grammatical rules, particularly some of the idioms and the use of the subjunctive, which seems to be more prevalent in the language than it is in English.
I have to keep reminding myself of the rules.
5. When I start thinking about holiday season planning
The term “holiday season” seems to be an American one that includes Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year. In the UK we only have the latter two of those. I usually start thinking about Christmas in vague terms in September, i.e. where am I going to be? Where do we spend Christmas Day? What about New Year’s Eve? So far we know what we are doing over the Christmas period but New Year is still in the dark.
6. Quirks & preferences I have about writing letters
I don’t write letters. However, if I were to write letters then I would try to make them light-hearted, funny and interesting; something I like to experience myself when I read letters.
7. If I had to limit my reading to only 3 genres, I’d pick...
I am going to assume you are talking about fiction genres.
I would select horror, science fiction and political thrillers in the style of Robert Ludlum.
8. When joining teams, would I rather lead or follow
Both.
I am quite happy being a follower when the so-called leader knows what he is doing. But over the years I have been frustrated when such people go in the wrong direction (in my opinion) and that is the time when I felt like, and sometimes did actually take over.
9. What’s my dream concert, and who would be performing
I am going to assume that you mean right now, i.e. not including artists who have retired or passed away- bands that are still performing. The concert would be a festival with each band playing a two hour set. There would be four bands . The openers would be Dream Theater (from 12:00 to 14:00):
I would then unleash Devin Townsend onto an unsuspecting audience (from 14:30 to 16:30)
Next would be Steven Wilson and Porcupine Tree (from 17:00 until 19:00):
The headliners would be Riverside playing from 20:00 until the curfew.
10. The funniest, weirdest, silliest, animal/pet I’ve ever met
That would be have to be one of my current cats. Her name is Star (short for Stardust) and she is funny, weird and silly.
We had to buy a fireguard to stop her from climbing up the chimney and also, from trying to attack the flames of the fire. Even now, she tried to pull the fireguard over.
When she comes in, she demands attention and miaows until you stop what you are doing and give her the fuss she deserves.
When I was working, she would walk onto my desk and lie down just in front of the keyboard and sprawl across my arms, making it really difficult to type. She has also sent emails on my behalf. She has even joined me in meetings much to the amusement of my work colleagues.
Every day, she has several mad moments where she and her brother Ziggy race around the house like cats possessed.
The scary thing that she does is wanders quite far. There is a school at the end of our road and one day I walked past and saw here in the playgorund. She recognised me and came running over, miaowing. She then followed me all the way home, trotting behind me, miaowing indignantly. She was like a dog.
Also, she has set off behind me when I have been for walks. I've had to turn back so that she would follow me back home before setting off again.
Here she is with me on my desk last year:
11. How has love changed for me over the years
I don’t think it has changed. I think these days I am far more content and therefore I feel love for a lot more people and things than I used to as a younger man.
12. A book, movie, or song that brings me a sense of peace
I read books and see movies to escape the real world and in a sense that provides peace. No book or movie in particular does that specifically.
However, music is amazing for that. One of my go to songs is an ambient masterpiece by French electronic duo Air. The song is called “La femme d’argent” and it is beautiful. No prog or heavy metal in sight. It’s an interesting video too. It’s not the official video, just something that somebody made. It shows the view from a tram going down Market Street in San Franscisco in 1906 just four days before the great earthquake hit that wonderful city.
13. Names I like but wouldn’t suit me
There is an English football player who has a brilliant name: Max Power. I would love to have that name but it wouldn’t suit me at all. Here are some other names I like that simply would make me look ridiculous if I introduced myself with them:
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Bastian Schweinsteiger
Jean-Claude Van Damme
Rip Torn
Freddie Mercury
Boris Karloff
Wolf Blitzer
14. What’s a part of myself I’m still working to understand
I am still working to understand every aspect of myself. I am a walking oxymoron, a paradox personified. I know the kind of person I want to be and I sometimes take steps to become that person before slipping back into the odd weirdo that I am.
Don’t get me wrong; I like myself think I’m a great person but I don’t understand some of my own foibles. They don’t make sense to me. Now I have taken steps to try to eradicate some of my quirks and it has worked. The problem is that other new quirks pop up to replace them.
I guess I am destined to be weird.
And I don’t understand why.
It’s fun though. I guess I will always be me.
15. Something I love about myself today
Having answered the last question, I am very happy that I have the ability to be self-deprecating. We are all human and some people refuse to acknowledge their flaws. I share a lot of mine on this blog (not all of them) and usually have a laugh doing so. I think people like honesty and I try to be honest. I’m not perfect at all – as I have said – I am weird. In fact one of Mrs PM’s favourite things to say to me is “Don’t be weird!” because she sees me in my natural state, warts and all.
And I am happy with that. As I am to share this with you dear reader.
I mean what kind of pillock would call himself Plastic Mancunian?