Scary Shadows

Welcome to South Manchester on a Friday afternoon on Hallowe’en where the weather is not to bad – a little cloudy but rain free. 

Regular readers will know that I am not a fan of the hype that is Hallowe’en. To me it is too commercialised and American and I don’t want endless kids knocking my door saying “trick or treat”. 

I don’t mind the horror aspect of it though. Last night, for example, I watched a documentary called “Uncanny” which was really creepy and talked about a man who was being haunted by the “shadow man”, a seven foot tall figure who had no features and was described as “blacker than black” with no facial features at all, a kind of powerful-looking menacing and sinister entity that kept appearing to him after his father’s death. You could have dismissed it as imagination had several of his friends and family not seen this thing as well. 

It creeped me out and I had to watch an hour or two of comedy before I went to bed so that I could sleep easier. 

Now that is what Hallowe’en is about to me - being scared and watching scary movies and shows, not kids dressing up and asking for sweets. I guess I am the Hallowe’en equivalent of The Grinch or Ebeneezer Scrooge. I don’t care. America is welcome to this weird tradition. 

So what am I doing tonight to avoid these kids?

I’m going to Manchester city centre to have a beer and then watch, arguably the world’s greatest Abba tribute act, called “Bjorn Again” with Mrs PM and some friends. They come from Australia and have been touring the world since the late 1980’s. 

I am a closet Abba fan so I think it will be very enjoyable, certainly better than constantly answering the door to kids all night. 

Let’s answer some silly questions from Sunday Stealing, shall we? 

1. What was the last thing you laughed at?

I laugh a lot actually but the last thing I remember laughing at was excerpt from a Laurel and Hardy short that I spotted on the internet this morning. The clip was from “Helpmates”. You can watch the whole thing below but the excerpt I laughed at was two minutes from the 8 minute mark:

I love Laurel and Hardy. 

2. Who among your friends/family "gets" your sense of humour?

Mrs PM and my kids get my sense of humour as do quite a few friends. Most people I know love the typical British humour that pervades a lot of our comedy shows. We have a unique sense of humour in my country that some foreigners just don’t really get at all. The only nation that comes close to our humour is Australia because as big as the friendly rivalry between our two nations, they share our sense of humour almost exactly.

 I love comedy and I can appreciate humour of other places, like the US for example, where they have some really good comedy shows. For example, Mrs PM and I are currently enjoying “Parks and Recreation” from the America, an older show that I had only discovered this year. It is funny. 

Here is some British humour for you. 

3. What jewellery are you wearing at this moment?

Unless you count a watch as jewellery, the answer is none. 

4. If you could offer one bit of etiquette that everyone should follow while dining out, what would it be?

I’ll offer several (because I am a rebel).

Do not talk while chewing. 

Chew with your mouth closed.

Do not drink the finger bowl. 

Do not flick peas at other diners. 

Do not lick the plate clean. 

5. What's the first thing a guest would notice when they walked through your front door?

The Gene Simmons Cat picture hanging on the wall:

Top Ten Queen Songs

Queen were one of those bands that I was a fan of when I was a spotty teenager and they remained so until the untimely death of their enigmatic frontman Freddy Mercury. I loved them before they became a global phenomenon. 

I would estimate that I first heard music by them way back in 1974, when their second album, the blandly named “Queen II”, was released. It was a big hit amongst my friends at school and I didn’t really take notice of them until I heard a song called “Killer Queen” from their third album, with a much more interesting name – “Sheer Heart Attack”.

From that point I was hooked. At that point they were more of a rock band and it was only after this release that their style evolved into something more, crossing several musical boundaries, ranging from pure pop to progressive rock, from art rock to electronic disco with added symphonic rock and even operatic and orchestral tendencies in places. 

Their style was kind of unique in that anything was on the table. And being a fan of progressive music, that really resonated with me. 

My love of Queen peaked when I was lucky enough to see them perform live at Knebworth in 1986, which was the year after their legendary performance at Live Aid in 1985 and, sadly, was the very last live performance of their wonderful front man, Freddy Mercury. I was honoured to be there.

Freddy was diagnosed with AIDS in 1987, and kept it quiet for four years before revealing his diagnosis publicly. Tragically, he died shortly afterwards and that was then end of Queen for me. 

The band still exists in a sense because Brian May and Roger Taylor still perform as Queen but with a guest vocalist. That, to me at least, isn’t Queen and the bass player John Deacon also agrees because he retired when Freddy died. People still go to their shows but not me. It’s not the same without Freddy. 

I enjoyed the movie “Bohemian Rhapsody” and can tolerate the inaccuracies that I know weren’t true, for example, Freddy being diagnosed with AIDS before Live Aid. I think Rami Malek’s portrayal of Freddy was incredible and he deserved his Oscar and all of the other accolades he received. 

Such is their appeal that even Mrs PM loves them and she is not traditionally a lover of rock music. We have several of their songs on our joint playlist. 

I have decided to present to you, dear reader, my favourite ten Queen songs. Again, with such a vast catalogue, many Queen fans may disagree with my choice. To be honest, that doesn’t bother me. Such is their range that I would imagine every Queen fan will select a different top ten.

And it’s really difficult. Ask me another time and I will pick a different ten.

Here’s mine:

(10)  Somebody To Love (from A Day At The Races - 1976)

The vocals on this song are exquisite and not just the harmonies. Freddie’s voice is superb throughout. I was even impressed with the version that George Michael performed at the Freddie Mercury tribute concert – although it is quite clear, comparing the two, that Freddie was a much better vocalist.

(9) Was It All Worth It? (from The Miracle - 1989)

I remember sitting in a pizza restaurant in Birmingham when for some reason this song came on as background music. I instantly recognised Freddie Mercury’s dulcet tones and assumed that it was their new single. I hadn’t heard it before and the following week I realised that they had a new album, which I promptly bought on the strength of this song alone. 

The video shows a pocket history of the bad up to the album “The Miracle”.

(8) Radio Ga Ga (from The Works – 1984)

This is a special song because it reminds me of my third and final year at university. It is also a return to form for Queen after the disappointing "Hot Space" album. I remember when they performed this at Knebworth in 1986, Freddy Mercury had the entire crowd in the palm of his hand and we all sang the chorus with him and I had a huge smile on my face. 

(7) Play The Game (from The Game – 1980)

This may surprise people but I love the melody of this song and once more Freddy’s voice is excellent. I particularly like when it veers off-piste at about the 2 minute mark. 

(6) Princes of the Universe (from A Kind of Magic - 1986)

Air guitar time. The first Highlander film was fantastic – the rest were garbage. "Princes of the Universe" is an ideal accompaniment to the first movie. It is a great rock song with brilliant guitar and pounding drums. This is a great Queen song.

(5) Gimme The Prize  (from A Kind of Magic - 1986)

Keep out your air guitar and crank up the heaviness "Gimme the Prize" is also used in the soundtrack to Highlander and shows Queen at their heaviest, which is understandable since it is the bad guy's theme. Turn up the volume and enjoy.

(4) Now I’m Here (from Sheer Heart Attack – 1974)

I love this song and it gives a taste of what’s to come in terms of the band harmonising and playing with vocals in a similar way to Bohemian Rhapsody. You can see how the band was evolving. 

(3)  Brighton Rock (from Sheer Heart Attack – 1974)

"Brighton Rock" wasn’t a single and comes from Queen’s third album "Sheer Heart Attack". While you may not regard this as chart material, it appeals to me, firstly because it is a great slice of classic rock and secondly because it shows just what an incredible guitarist Brian May is. It’s edgy, raw and brilliant. Keep your air guitar out again, dear reader – you’re gonna need it. 

If you like the song, check out the live version – it’s even better.

(2) Bohemian Rhapsody (from A Night at the Opera - 1975)

It took a while for me to like this song and I think most of the world thought the same. It was a bizarre choice for a single and a risk because nobody had done anything like it before. After hearing it a few times, I began to appreciate what a masterpiece it really is. It was probably the first progressive rock song I heard – a mini opera complete with wonderful harmonies. 

You can’t deny it is a classic and has been used to great effect in the movie "Wayne’s World": 

And also the version by the Muppets – this is funny:

(1)  The Prophet’s Song   (from A Night at the Opera - 1975)

If you like "Bohemian Rhapsody", you will absolutely love this less commercial offering from the same album. "The Prophet’s Song" is a progressive masterpiece, coming in at a cool eight minutes with incredible vocal harmonies. Sit back and enjoy the perfect Queen song.

That’s it, dear reader. 

Feel free to let me know your favourite song by Queen. 

Finally, if you like the heavier side of Queen, have a listen to this metal masterpiece from Brian May with the magnificent and legendary drummer Cozy Powell pounding hell out of the drums. It's called "Resurrection".

 

Five

Greetings from South Manchester where the Autumn chill has been banished briefly by pleasant sunshine. It’s slightly windy but the temperature is perfect for a nice walk. It’s hard to believe that November is almost upon us, especially as the clocks go back tonight, meaning I can spend an extra hour in bed (which of course the cats will not allow). 

As predicted, the western world is preparing us for Christmas despite the fact that it is two months away. We already have Christmas movies appearing on various TV channels. 

Why? 

Christmas is okay but only in December in my opinion. 

I am not Ebenezer Scrooge by the way; I’m just saying that my birthday is nowhere near to Christmas and that’s when the tsunami of Christmas nonsense starts appearing in my life. 

I will try to answer some silly questions in order to distract myself from what could turn into a mild rant. As usual the culprit is Sunday Stealing. 

FIVE things on my To-Do list:

1. We’re off to Malaysia early next year so I have to make sure that I book an appointment to check whether Mrs PM and I need to be vaccinated. We may be okay but I like to check. Can I just add that I am glad that we don’t have a nutter like RFK Jr in charge of our health over here in the UK. What is going on in America? That’s a future blog post I think. 

2. I need to join Manchester’s library network. I read books on my Kindle but there are many other services that the library can offer to a retired person like me. 

3. My laptop is starting to show signs of age and Mrs PM has kindly told me that I can use her brand spanking new all-singing all-dancing one, which means that I have to set up a user and copy all my junk across to it. She hardly uses it but I am on a laptop frequently. 

4. I have a lot of box files full of papers, old photographs etc. that I really need to sort out. I can probably discard a lot of stuff in there but, when it comes to the photos, I should probably sort them all out, discard the rubbish ones and put the rest in a bunch of photo albums. This is definitely a winter task so I will aim to start this within the next month or so. 

5. Talking of photos, I have hundreds of them in the cloud and on my laptop so I need to do something with them too. I have considered creating a photo book from the best ones. Another winter task methinks. 

FIVE snacks I enjoy:

1. Cheese on crackers/biscuits. A nice little mid-evening snack if I’m feeling peckish. 

2. Almonds. 

3. Flame raisins.

4. Apples.

5. Dark chocolate.

FIVE places I have lived:

1. Walsall – a town about 12 miles north of Birmingham. I was born there. I lived there from 1962 to 1981. 

2. Liverpool – a famous city in the north of England, where the Beatles are from. I was a student there and I love the place. I am going back for a university reunion in two weeks’ time. I lived there from 1981 to 1984. 

3. Altrincham – a town in Greater Manchester about 10 miles south west of Manchester. I lived there from 1985 to 1998. 

4. Hong Kong – I visited there many times between 1993 and 1999 with work but in 1999 I lived there for about three months while supporting the system I had worked on. 

5. Manchester – 1984 to 1985 and 1998 to the present. I love this city and becoming an honorary, if not plastic, Mancunian. I don’t plan to leave. 

FIVE jobs I have held:

1. A newsagent’s assistant when I was at school I started off delivering newspapers, but after a year, I started doing more for the owner of the shop, including stock taking, serving in the shop etc. 

2. A postman. While I was at university I became a postman at Christmas time in Walsall to help with the massive increase in volume of post during that time. I actually really enjoyed it as a job. 

3. A software developer. This was my main job from the age of 21 until I retired. Basically I spent most of my career writing software for a variety of projects but mainly (certainly for the last 30 years) software in airports. You can probably see the fruits of my labour in several airports dotted around the planet. 

4. A development database administrator, which went hand in hand with being a software developer. I was regarded as the “database expert”, though I wasn’t a full time database administrator as such but I knew a lot about it. I wrote a lot of software around the database and generally sorted out  issues with the product database as they arose. 

5. A software trainer. I’ve travelled to a few places to train the people who use our software, including the USA, Russia, China, South Africa and a couple of places in Europe. Not my favourite part of the job by a long way and was an unfortunate necessity because of my knowledge of the system. 

 

I Am I Said

Welcome to a cloudy South Manchester on a Saturday afternoon. I just have time for a blog post before getting ready to go to the Manchester Apollo later, with Mrs PM, to see the Stranglers, a band that started off as a punk rock band back in the 1970s and are still around 50 odd years later. Although no longer a punk band, they are still producing good music. Here are a couple of songs from “then” compared to “now”. 

No More Heroes – 1977

White Stallion – 2021

I’m looking forward to reviving the inner punk from my childhood. 

In the meantime, let’s answer some silly questions from Sunday Stealing.

I AM …

I am a 63 year old retired IT consultant/software engineer who is enjoying life outside the rat race and the politics of work. I have a largely eclectic taste in music and I am a weird geek who loves weird things. I could perhaps fit into a British remake of The Big Bang Theory if I were younger. I love to travel and do so whenever I can. I am also an adopted Northerner living in Manchester coming originally from a town in “The Black Country” called Walsall where people talk like this:

I guess I am a Mancunian Yam Yam (if such a thing exists).

I LIVE …

I live in a leafy suburb about five miles south of Manchester city centre. My house was built in 1903 and I know this because when we moved in, we stripped the lounge walls down to the original plaster and found a message from one of the original builders with the date and his name (corroborated by the deeds). It has three bedrooms and a bathroom upstairs, a loft that is easily big enough to use as storage space, a lounge, a man cave (though Mrs PM calls it the “back room”) which can be adapted easily to be a second lounge or a dining room and a kitchen. There is a small garden and a brick outhouse where we store garden equipment and all manner of other junk. 

This is my house of course but it is owned and run by my furry overlords, Ziggy and Star(dust). 

I THINK …

I think all the time about weird and wonderful stuff. I am a bit weird, it has to be said. My mind to me is a strange place where I can retreat to and use my imagination to float mindfully (aided by music if necessary). 

I KNOW …

I know a lot of useless facts that I have picked up on my journey through time from 1962 to 2025 (and counting). A few years ago, I was asked to join a quiz team from work consisting of a couple of young lads who had only ever finished at most fourth in the pub quiz. When I became a member of their team, we won. In fact, we never finished lower than third when I was in the team. 

I WANT …

I want a peaceful and active life, which is why I am doing my best to not watch the news on TV (it drives me to rant)!

I WISH …

I wish the world wasn’t so divided. I plan to write a blog post about this because whenever I hear news about the UK, it seems that we are more divided than ever at the moment. We are following in the footsteps of the US with our own version of Donald Trump, a man-frog called Nigel Farage, who is a grifter, a chancer and a disruptor and is stirring up a pot of hatred with lies. This is why I am trying to resist the temptation to watch the news. 

I PRAY …

Actually – I don’t pray.   I was christened as a Roman Catholic and I went to church religiously (if you will pardon the pun) until the age of 16 when I decided to follow the fascinating scientific path and consider alternatives about the origins of the universe. However, I was indoctrinated with certain beliefs so although God is not part of my life, those old teachings from my past are still there and I would never call myself an atheist. I actually think religion can be a good thing and I love chatting to religious types about their beliefs. I think that religion can bring comfort to people and I welcome that – even if I don’t believe it. 

I would rather believe that the universe is a vast unknown entity with trillions of galaxies, each of which has billions of stars, each of which has several planets. My mind is boggled by the scale of this and I would love to know more. 

Tune In Turn On

Welcome to a cloudy South Manchester on a Saturday lunchtime. I’ve just returned from a cruise to Greece where we visited four Greek islands, Athens and a couple of ancient Roman cities in Turkey. It was a good trip and renewed my faith in cruises. 

Sadly it now marks the end of summer and Autumn has now definitely kicked in, as is usual around this time of year. It was my birthday on Tuesday last week and I am looking forward to seeing Christmas adverts appearing on TV and every other social media outlet. 

There is other evidence of Autumn too – like this wonderful tree I passed the other day on my morning walk. 

Anyway, let’s mark the beginning of my Autumn with some sill questions from Sunday Stealing. 

1. Name a TV show you've seen every episode of.

I watch every episode of every TV series that I like. I will name one that I have recently watched called Stargate Atlantis because it is fresh in my mind. I loved the show and I think it was better than Stargate SG-1, the original series from which it was a spin off. I was surprised to see that one of its stars is a young Jason Momoa and I have to say that my favourite character was the curmudgeonly, flawed, scientific genius Rodney McKay. 

2. On which device do you do most of your viewing (television, tablet, computer, phone)?

I only really watch shows on my TV. There are exceptions of course, and it usually involves football. For example, I was in Malta this year and I watched a very important play-off match involving my team, Walsall, on my tablet. Similarly I watched a whole game on my smartphone while away on a weekend to Delamere Forest because I couldn’t get it on TV. These are genuine exceptions due to necessity and unavailability of the games on local TV. 

3. Name an actor/actress who would make you less likely to watch a show.

I’ve mentioned this before. I refuse to watch anything with James Cordon in it because he totally annoys me with his clumsy arrogance. He thinks he is hilarious but I find him totally irritating and annoying and not funny at all. Here is an illustration of him being an arsehole to a man I admire greatly – Sir Patrick Stewart.

See what I mean?

4. When you were a kid, what show did you love?

I am a huge geek and I love science fiction. I was a huge fan of Dr Who (I still am) and Space 1999 as well as Star Trek the original series. I will pick Space 1999 as it isn’t around anymore. In case you have never seen it, just imagine a parallel universe where in the year 1999 there was a base on the Moon manned. On September 13th of that year, a massive and catastrophic nuclear explosion on the Moon blasted it out of orbit and into the darkest depths of space. 

I absolutely loved it. 

5. What show do you recommend everyone watch?

Definitely Dexter. I wrote a blog post when the original series ended after eight seasons and I was genuinely saddened. You can read it here:

Goodbye Dexter Morgan 

I loved it. For the uninitiated, Dexter Morgan is a blood splatter analyst who works for the Miami Police department but just happens to be a psychopathic serial killer. His father, who was also a policeman, taught him a way to channel his murderous ways into bumping off other serial killers. I loved a line he said in a trailer for the first series:

“You had better hope that the police get you before I do!”

However, now, I am delighted to say that Dexter is back. I have seen the follow up series Dexter: New Blood and even the prequel Dexter: Original Sin. And now as I type I am about half way through the latest series Dexter: Resurrection. 

Long may you live Dexter – my favourite anti-hero.

6. What show do your friends like, but you don't?

I have female friends who adore Downton Abbey and all the movies and I simply do not get it at all. It is just not a series that I could watch. I saw one of the early episodes and just found it dull and tedious. Now I’m not saying that it really is dull and boring; it’s just not my cup of tea. 

7. When you watch TV, do you also busy yourself with something else (jigsaw puzzle, folding laundry, etc.)?

I tend not to watch TV unless I really want to, which usually means excluding any interruptions. However, if there is a football match on TV featuring teams that I do not support, sometimes I will have the occasional surf of the internet while the game is going on. 

8. Do you eat a meal or snack while watching TV?

Yes – often. We are not the typical family who sit at the dinner table to eat, unless it is a special occasion, which means that we will have breakfast, lunch and dinner while watching TV. Etiquette experts will no doubt frown on this practice, suggesting that meal times are family times. But who cares what they think? 

I know I don’t. 

9. What's your preferred genre (comedy, drama, reality, etc.)?

I am a huge fan of comedy and I love anything that is exciting, intriguing and weird. For example, I will watch a lot of science fiction programmes, intriguing thrillers like Dexter, action series. I also like documentaries especially science based stuff like Brian Cox’s Solar System, and anything involving UFS’s and conspiracies. 

10. Do you prefer mini-series (shows that tell their stories in a pre-determined number of episodes) or shows that come back season after season?

I like both. I’ve watched a couple of mini-series recently and really enjoyed them. I think that if you get a series that is based on a novel then a mini-series is the only thing that really does it justice. If you watch a movie based on a novel it can be good but I think sometimes it loses the profound essence of what the author was trying to say. 

I must admit that I presser TV shows that have multiple seasons to have an overriding story arc that lasts the entire series. You can say so much more and get deeper in the characters and story. 

I like that.