The Plastic Mancunian

It’s been a while since I did a little research on the internet so I thought I would fill that gap. It wasn’t long before I once again  d...

The President of the United States of America wants to insert a computer chip into the brains of every American citizen so that the sta...

I was trawling the internet the other day with my good friend Mr Google, when I stumbled across a list of stupid questions whose sole aim...

There is compelling evidence that the world is a stupid place and it worries me, dear reader. I am fully aware that I have momentary lapses ...

On December 31st 2009, at approximately 23:58, I stared into the eyes of my beloved Mrs PM and said to her: “My New Year’s Resolution is cle...

WARNING: For readers who don't like vomit and poo – STOP READING NOW! For the rest of you … What could be worse than pouring milk in yo...

I’ve always wondered just how stupid the human race is. I know that I’ve been stupid in the past, but the level of my stupidity is normal, t...

Questions like “If a tree falls down in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?” really wind me up because it enabl...