The Plastic Mancunian

Friday 8th October is my birthday – I am 48 years old. What an old git I am! I have been wondering what to post about this particular birthd...

My cats are fish. Actually, that absurd statement is slightly misleading. Allow me to clarify it; my cats, Jasper and Poppy are Piscean cats...

When I was young free and single I often wondered why women used to punch me in the face. Now, however, I know why: I think I may be a flirt...

Many people ask me, “Why are you such an arse?” I ignore that question. Other people ask me, “Why can’t you make a decision?” Mrs PM usually...