Welcome to another dull Autumn day here in South Manchester. It was a bit drizzly on my walk this morning but now the weather seems to have improved; I can actually see the sun and some blue sky.
Let’s dive into some silly questions from Sunday Stealing, shall we?
1. When do I feel most authentically myself
That’s a good question and one that it difficult to answer. I guess it is when I am with close friends and of course Mrs PM. They all know exactly what I am like and they all accept the real me so I can let the barriers down to a certain extent to allow them to see the real me. Don’t get me wrong, when I am in the company of other people who I don’t know so well, they usually get a glimpse of the real me but I am a little reluctant to unleash the real Plastic Mancunian on them – at least until I get to know them better.
2. What I'm thankful for today
I am thankful that I am retired. I am enjoying it.
3. A memory I hope I never forget
I have a fairly good memory despite the fact that I am getting older. Mrs PM is always remarking upon trivialities that I recall. I don’t want to forget any happy memories, whether that means my kids, holidays or past events that have made me happy. No particular one memory leaps to mind; they are all important.
4. Other ways I connect with long distant friends
I usually connect with people using WhatsApp these days. I do use things like Facebook and occasionally I connect with long distance mates that way – but rarely. I never write letters and I rarely call people unless it is an emergency. I do have one university mate who I call the Luddite because he still has a phone from the 1990’s – one of those indestructible Nokia 3310 phones that apparently you can still get.
I contact him via text or via email and despite trying to persuade him for years to get a smartphone, he refuses to do so.
And this guy used to work in IT too. I don’t understand.
5. How I reconnect with myself when I feel lost
I put on music.
Music takes me away from life’s problems and ironically when I get lost in the music, I find myself.
6. What would be my signature drink if I owned a café
I’m boring when it comes to tea and coffee. I have black decaf coffee with no sugar and decaf tea with a hint of skimmed milk and no sugar. I think it would have to be a pure fruit smoothy made of oranges, apples and possibly peach, nectarine or mango.
7. Something I’ve let go of, as I’ve grown older
I am still a little immature sadly – even at my age (regular readers may well have already guessed this) so I haven’t really let go of anything. I still play PS4/PS5 games for example, I still go to gigs, I still act like an idiot and I laugh at puerile things.
I guess the only thing I have let go of is doing things that require a burst of adrenaline. Also I don’t play sports now – I just walk.
8. The things I’m most likely to lie about
I am not that much of a liar (honestly) but there are occasions when I have fibbed about the reasons I don’t want to go out. The truth is that I am too tired but the lie is that “I have stuff to do”.
9. What’s something I wish I had more time to learn
Everything. People say that it is never too late to stop learning and they are right. But as I pursue Spanish, French and the piano, I honestly wish that I had started about 20 years earlier. I would have been much better now.
10. Social media trends that puzzle me
“Influencers”.
I’ve seen one in action. We were in Spain having a coffee and this rather attractive lady appeared next to the beach in front of us with a bag full of clothes and a stand. She then changed in the toilet in the café and mounted her phone on a stand taking photos of herself pouting with the sea behind her, while posing in the clothes, before changing them and then repeating. We watched her for about forty minutes.
She had been either sent clothes or bought them and was posing for her Instragram feed.
I also heard of an “influencer” who tried to get a free meal at a restaurant saying that he would write a good review on his feed because he had several hundred thousand sheep – er sorry people – following him.
The owner of the restaurant told him to bugger off and this “influencer” threatened to write a bad review as he stormed out.
The other thing that puzzles me is people posting endlessly about their lives on things like Facebook and Instagram. Do I really want to see what Fred Bloggs is having for breakfast? Or that he feels a little “blessed” today? Or that he is staying in to watch Masterchef instead of going to the pub with his great mates?
The answer is no!
I do realise that I own a blog and that I sometimes post crap about myself but these guys are in a league of their own. Everything they eat, say and feel is posted ad nauseam every ten minutes so that we can live our mundane meaningless lives through them 24 hours a day.
Sorry for the minor hypocrisy, dear reader, because I realise that posting about myself on this blog could be construed as this kind of activity.
11. Local phrases and terms I use often
I don’t really use Mancunian slang because although I have lived here for 40 years I didn’t grow up here as a child. Nevertheless I have picked up a few phrases and words that the folks of Northern England use.
For example:
“Butty” which means “sandwich”.
“Hi, y’alright?” which is a greeting.
“I’ll have a brew” which means “I’ll have a cup of tea”
“I had to leg it for the bus” – “I had to run for the bus”.
“Nowt” which means “nothing” (as in “What are you up to?” – “Nowt”).
“Scran” which means food.
12. If I could only wear only three colours, I’d pick these...
Any shade of blue, black and red.
13. Favourite books, music, tv, movies, and media this month
Book: I’ve recently finished “The House at the End of the World” by Dean Koontz
Music: I’ve been listening to the brilliantly titled Powernerd, the new album by Devin Townsend. The title track is quite entertaining (as is the video):
TV: I’ve been enjoying a very good Netflix show called Sense8:
Movies: I haven’t seen any new movies this month so I will just mention the one that I saw last at the cinema (a couple of months ago): Deadpool & Wolverine
Media: Okay – I guess by media, you mean You Tube or something like that. I visit You Tube quite often just to see what is going on or to look at music videos. One of my favourites is a comedian called Tom Walker who has invented character called Jonathan Pie who hates the Conservative party and appears in five minute videos on You Tube showing “outtakes” where he is professionally reading the news but then when they link back to the studio, he embarks upon a five minute expletive filled rant about what he really thinks. Here is his reaction to the UK election that happened four months ago.
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