The Plastic Mancunian

Today’s song is one of my favourites by Polish progressive rockers Riverside. It’s called Conceiving You. The song is about a...

Today’s song is one of my all-time favourites by yet another band from Birmingham, the Moody Blues. I’m sure you have heard the song be...

The other day I had a surreal conversation with Mrs PM. It went like this. Mrs PM: I want to weight myself but I can’t. PM...

One of the many things I don’t understand about women is how they treat their fingernails and toenails. The thought of applying paint t...

Ladies – let me show you two clips! Men – please look away for a few seconds. The first clip is of poor Jen when she sees the sh...

Attention all women … I am not a mind reader and don’t know what you are thinking. Please tell me what you want me to do. I know tha...

When I was a young man, in those dim and distant days when I found myself desperately seeking female companionship, womankind had me in...

My two lads and I were forced by Mrs PM to watch a terrible movie at the cinema. It was payback for us dragging her to see a full on ac...

“Are you listening to me?” said Mrs PM the other day. Although I was listening a little, she did not have my undivided attention. I ...

I don’t read women’s magazines. I need to state that at the beginning of this post. Occasionally, however, Mrs PM does buy such magazi...

I have a problem understanding women sometimes and have tried to remedy the situation by highlighting what I perceive to be our differen...

Let me take you back in time, dear reader. I am opening the door to my time machine, and together we can go on a short journey to my pas...