The Plastic Mancunian

So there I was in the changing rooms in a men’s clothing establishment about to try on a pair of jeans. This is something I have done  m...

Regular readers will know that I despise all forms of shopping. However, there is a certain type of shopping that I hate more than any...

I am a shopaphobe , if such a word exists. If it doesn’t then it ought to - and I want it to be added to the Oxford English Dictionary ...

I don’t read women’s magazines. I need to state that at the beginning of this post. Occasionally, however, Mrs PM does buy such magazi...

Yesterday I returned from (yet another) holiday – this time to Ibiza. Before you judge me – I am too old to go cavorting around night clu...

I want to return to a favourite topic of mine: women. Regular readers will know that I love women; I love watching them and talking to them....

Mrs PM uses a phrase that is almost guaranteed to make my teeth itch. The phrase is: It’s SO over! She uses it to inform me that my ideas, d...

I am the most stupid man in the world. Will I ever learn from my mistakes? We are going to a family wedding next weekend and, of course, Mrs...

Shopping is a trauma for me unless I am going out there to buy something I desperately need and want. I would love to spend two hours wander...