The Plastic Mancunian

I quite like eccentric people, particularly those who are genuinely intelligent and slightly odd. You know the kind of person I mean; so...

A while ago, somebody asked: “What on earth are you doing, you stupid arse?” That question made me start thinking, which is always a dangero...

As a child, I was a real pain in the arse (no change there then), particularly to my granddad. As an inquisitive, five year old, I used to a...