The Plastic Mancunian

There are a lot of things that puzzle me in and beyond this world and I sometimes wonder whether I am far weirder than I originally thought ...

The other day I had a surreal conversation with Mrs PM. It went like this. Mrs PM: I want to weight myself but I can’t. PM...

One of the many things I don’t understand about women is how they treat their fingernails and toenails. The thought of applying paint t...

Ladies – let me show you two clips! Men – please look away for a few seconds. The first clip is of poor Jen when she sees the sh...

I love The Walking Dead and so does Mrs PM. We were watching the exciting and disturbing climax of series six on Monday night and when ...

Attention all women … I am not a mind reader and don’t know what you are thinking. Please tell me what you want me to do. I know tha...

My two lads and I were forced by Mrs PM to watch a terrible movie at the cinema. It was payback for us dragging her to see a full on ac...

“Are you listening to me?” said Mrs PM the other day. Although I was listening a little, she did not have my undivided attention. I ...

The other night, I caught the Nutty Bus for the first time for a couple of years. The Nutty Bus is basically the late night bus servici...

I don’t read women’s magazines. I need to state that at the beginning of this post. Occasionally, however, Mrs PM does buy such magazi...

I have a problem understanding women sometimes and have tried to remedy the situation by highlighting what I perceive to be our differen...