The Plastic Mancunian

This is my 1000th post.  I have a soundtrack song that skirts around the topic of this post. It is called #Addicted by my current favourite...

So there I was in the changing rooms in a men’s clothing establishment about to try on a pair of jeans. This is something I have done  m...

It’s taken me a while to admit it but, at the age of 55, I am a middle-aged man. In just over four years’ time I will achieve the aim o...

Ladies – let me show you two clips! Men – please look away for a few seconds. The first clip is of poor Jen when she sees the sh...

This is my 600 th  post and it was going to sing the praises of being British. However, I have shelved that idea due to the sad ne...

Statements like green is the new black  make my blood boil. It is a ludicrous thing to say and highlights the worst façades of the fash...

Regular readers will know that I have a soapbox that I get out occasionally to air my views and rant about things that I find disturbin...

Way back in the summer of 2008 I wrote a post about the world’s most difficult question. That question was: “How do I look in this?” I a...

I want to return to a favourite topic of mine: women. Regular readers will know that I love women; I love watching them and talking to them....

I think that I might be an alien. I was browsing the internet, you know, that amazing source of all human knowledge, when I came across an a...

Mrs PM uses a phrase that is almost guaranteed to make my teeth itch. The phrase is: It’s SO over! She uses it to inform me that my ideas, d...