The Plastic Mancunian

I often hear women saying things like “You don’t know how lucky you are being a man.” I kind of agree with this because the truth is ...

The other day I had a surreal conversation with Mrs PM. It went like this. Mrs PM: I want to weight myself but I can’t. PM...

One of the many things I don’t understand about women is how they treat their fingernails and toenails. The thought of applying paint t...

Ladies – let me show you two clips! Men – please look away for a few seconds. The first clip is of poor Jen when she sees the sh...

I love The Walking Dead and so does Mrs PM. We were watching the exciting and disturbing climax of series six on Monday night and when ...

Attention all women … I am not a mind reader and don’t know what you are thinking. Please tell me what you want me to do. I know tha...

My two lads and I were forced by Mrs PM to watch a terrible movie at the cinema. It was payback for us dragging her to see a full on ac...

“Are you listening to me?” said Mrs PM the other day. Although I was listening a little, she did not have my undivided attention. I ...

I have a problem understanding women sometimes and have tried to remedy the situation by highlighting what I perceive to be our differen...

The other week, I was shopping in the supermarket and spotted a load of Cadbury’s Cream Eggs. I know how much Mrs PM likes them, so I treat...

There are some scary people in the world; you only have to switch on the TV to see weirdo scary so-called celebrities masquerading as ente...

A few weeks ago I was accused of being a sexist. But it’s worse than that, dear reader – apparently I am a benevolent sexist . To be fa...

Way back in the summer of 2008 I wrote a post about the world’s most difficult question. That question was: “How do I look in this?” I a...