The Plastic Mancunian

  Welcome to a rather grey and miserable South Manchester in the North West of England. We are still in lockdown here in England but will be...

I am not obese – but I could be in the year 2030. Experts have been hurling statistics at us again, this time terrifying the population o...

I am fighting another war and to be honest it is not one that I saw coming. Consequently, I am lagging behind. But I am fighting back. ...

When I’ve been scared or worried in the past, people have offered me advice: “Grow up, you sad arse!!” “Why don’t you just grow a set?” “Try...

I have just broken some horrifying news to Mrs PM. Jasper, the biggest of our cats, is actually a little too big. A few months ago, Jasper w...