The Plastic Mancunian

I quite like eccentric people, particularly those who are genuinely intelligent and slightly odd. You know the kind of person I mean; so...

Recently I have been struggling with the English language. Certain groups of people have taken it upon themselves to make me look lik...

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We all know Mr Perfect. We all know his sister, Ms Perfect too. Mr Perfect is the greatest person on the planet. He knows everything ab...

I talk crap sometimes. What do you mean “I know”? I may talk crap, but there is one thing I can definitely say with my hand on my heart – I ...