The Plastic Mancunian

Hong Kong is my favourite city outside the UK and I worked out recently that I have spent well over a year of my life there. My firs...

It’s official; I am past it! My life as a human being is over and I should be put out to pasture along with the other old fuddy-duddi...

The other night, I caught the Nutty Bus for the first time for a couple of years. The Nutty Bus is basically the late night bus servici...

Regular readers will know that I despise all forms of shopping. However, there is a certain type of shopping that I hate more than any...

I love weird stuff. Most of all, I love laughing at incredible (so-called) footage produced by people that proves with no doubt that...

My sixth form chemistry teacher tried to persuade me to go to Oxford University. Actually, that’s a lie. He offered the entire class an...

I’ve just discovered something about myself that I didn’t know, which is amazing considering that I've lived over half a century. ...