The Plastic Mancunian

I am an idiot, a stupid blithering idiot who never ever learns from his mistakes. Why am I being so hard on myself? I’ve just been away...

It’s official – golf is rubbish! I apologise to any Scottish people who may be reading or any sad individuals who love to watch or play t...

George Orwell’s 1984 is one of the few novels I read at school that made me sit up and say “now that was a good read.” I love the book – ...

I would love to be a DJ – but in a parallel universe, where the rules and environment are completely different from what we have to endure ...

A dishwasher changed my life. People who owned dishwashers predicted this and I didn’t believe them – until I moved into a house that had...

Welcome the best weblog in the world. If you are new here, where have you been? Never mind, you are here now and I guarantee you a rollerc...

Another day, another stolen idea. I’d like to apologise and thank Pandora (at Pandora Queen of Denial for sewing the seed with her Rando...