The Plastic Mancunian

What is more satisfying that a deep, rumbling belch? Picture the scene; you’ve just eaten a magnificent repast in a room full of good friend...

I think that I might be an alien. I was browsing the internet, you know, that amazing source of all human knowledge, when I came across an a...

Mrs PM uses a phrase that is almost guaranteed to make my teeth itch. The phrase is: It’s SO over! She uses it to inform me that my ideas, d...

My cats are fish. Actually, that absurd statement is slightly misleading. Allow me to clarify it; my cats, Jasper and Poppy are Piscean cats...

Normally I totally ignore crap that I hear on the news or read in the paper about how something is good or bad for you. Over the years, most...

Robert Catesby is a lucky man; not too many people in Great Britain have heard of him. So who is he? Or should I say: who was he? If I menti...

Last night I made an arse of myself in front of strangers (yet again)! I arrived home from work, as usual, ranting to myself about work and ...