Sunday 11 August 2019

Friday Five


Don't be misled by the title, folks. It is Sunday today.

Here is this week’s selection from Sunday Stealing so let’s just hold our collective noses and jump right in.

1. Have you ever had a great conversation with a complete stranger?

I certainly have – but more so recently. In the dim and distant past I used to be painfully shy and then I decided to take on this affliction. I still am shy – I haven’t won by any means – but now I find I have a better ability to chat to complete strangers. I’ve had some interesting conversations, some disturbing conversations (perhaps a future blog post about those) and many that have led to friendship. I recommend it. As long as the person is friendly and responsive, why not?

2. Where did you go on the very first vacation of your life?

My first holiday was down to the south coast of England to the coastal town of Brighton for the first of three holidays. I have fond memories (through a child’s eye) and to be perfectly honest I haven’t been back there since I was around thirteen. We stayed at a hotel owned by a retired cockney couple called Harry and Hetty (I can’t believe that I still remember their names – it was probably in 1971). Hetty in particular loved my blond hair and at every opportunity she rubbed my hair, asking me to promise to give her a lock of it. I think I did to be honest. Why she would want a piece of my awful, self-aware mop I have no idea.

3. Open the door of your refrigerator. What is the first thing you see?

A carton of apple juice.

4. What is your favourite place in your home.

It depends on the time of day and what I am doing. When I get up, it is the lounge, which we had redecorated last year, complete with new sofa and various other bits and bobs. The sun shines in all day so at the weekend in summer it is beautiful. I also love where I am now, in the back room, typing this post and listening to Rammstein’s new album. At night time, of course, it has to be the bedroom.

5. If you had wings to fly about the universe, where is the first place you’d land?

I would land on Mars and see if there are any tardigrades roaming about. Some people believe that there was once life on Mars, so I would look for evidence of that by searching for tardigrades. If you don’t know what they are, they are tiny almost indestructible creatures that live on Earth and have survived in space and, theoretically according to a recent article I read, actually live on the moon courtesy of Messrs Armstrong and Aldrin. I would love it if the theory were correct.

6. What is the first thing you do when you get in your car?

I close the door. It’s dangerous to drive with the doors open. That was the first thing my driving instructor told me.

7. What is special about the town you live in?

Manchester is a city and capital of the north of England. It is special because it is far friendlier than London (as are most UK places to be honest) and we have everything else you would ever need. Great food, great pubs, great things to do, great history and wonderful people.

8. What is the last thing you heard about your first love?

Not sure what you mean by “first love” so I will just mention my first serious girlfriend. To be honest, I have absolutely no idea. She is probably still living in Walsall and married with kids. I have no desire to look her up but I would be friendly if I were to bump into her.

9. If you had created the world in seven days yourself, what would you have created on the First Day?

A decent rock band. That way I could get on with creating the rest of the world with some background music to entertain me.

10. How do you beat the summer heat?

I am quite lucky to live in Manchester because our summers are mild (as are our winters). We recently hit the heady heights of 32 degrees centigrade which is as hot as it ever gets. That is completely bearable so I sat in the garden under an umbrella enjoying the heat and chatting to Mrs PM over a glass of wine. When abroad, however, if it gets too hot, I just seek shelter. The hottest I have ever encountered is Oman at 46 degrees Centigrade. It was so hot that it hurt and I sought shelter in an air-conditioned office or my hotel room.

11. Did you enjoy your Senior Year in high school?

By “Senior Year” I am guessing that you mean my final year before I went to university. In short – not really. I hated my school, even though it helped me get where I am. Imagine being in an all-boys’ school when all of my hormones were screaming out for female company? No thanks.

12. Who is your favourite First Lady of all time?

I don’t have one to be honest. I find most politicians to be abhorrent human beings (especially in America) and I have no interest whatsoever in their spouses.

13. Post a link to your first blog post.

My very first blog post was about my favourite football team (soccer for Americans). Here it is. That was in March 2008. I felt old then – I feel REALLY old now.

14. When was the last time you needed First Aid?

I cut myself while chopping vegetables about a month ago. A plaster resolved the situation

15. Can you explain what a first down is in football?

There is no such thing in football. Ah – this is an American question so you must be talking about American Football (or rugby for wimps). I cannot explain the rules of that particular game. I watched the Super Bowl in the 1980’s for fun but it was anything but fun. It lasted for ages and there were adverts every five minutes. It was slow and dull and basically involved a bunch of big American guys wearing crash helmets and crashing into each other in a frenzied few seconds every minute of two. I got the gist of the game but for goodness sake, make it more exciting and take off all of that armour to make it interesting. Rugby Union and Rugby League are far more exciting.

16 comments:

Lori said...

Your first vacation sounds wonderful! Loved your answers! Have a great day!

https://lorisbusylife.blogspot.com/

Plastic Mancunian said...

Hi Lori,

It was from what I remember.

:o)

Cheers

PM

Bev Sykes said...

Whenever I hear "Brighton," I want to add "Hove,actually," which a friend of ours who lived in the area always said. We went to the Royal Pavilion there and that was fun...for an adult.

Other countries' sports are weird. You may find American football boring, but I can't understand any game that takes 2 hours for tea breaks. That said, however, I did become quite fond of Australia's "footy." One thing about other versions of football (like rugby) is they really PLAY the game...no padding, no replacements if you get injured, etc. Probably more dangerous, but more exciting.

Stacy said...

I think I should consider living in Manchester. I am neither a fan of extreme heat or cold. Your climate sounds perfect!

annie said...

Some of my best conversations were with strangers. Maybe we feel freer to be ourselves around them? I don't know but they were good discussions nonetheless.
Giving locks of hair was a big deal in Victorian times. I enjoyed reading your answers and getting to know a bit about you. :)

Elephant's Child said...

I volunteer on a crisis line so OFTEN have great conversations with strangers. Some heartbreaking, some hilarious.
And the pheronomes have rubbed off. People talk to me (where-ever I am) and I have learned a lot (despite still being painfully shy).

Plastic Mancunian said...

Hi Bev,

Yes - the football club is called Brighton and Hove Albion and the two places are so close together. I went to the Pavilion as a kid - I remember it well.

Aussie rules football is pretty violent - and the rules are bizarre.

:o)

Cheers

PM

Plastic Mancunian said...

Hi Stacey,

The one downside of Manchester is that we get lots of rain. It's a very green city as you can imagine.

:o)

Cheers

PM

Plastic Mancunian said...

Hi Annie,

Nobody gives locks of hair these days but I think my mum took a few curls for a couple of other people too. My hair used to be very very blond and (apparently) quite cute. It isn't now! It's a kind of dark blond with a little grey and if I grow it too long it takes on a life of its own.

:o)

Cheers

PM

Plastic Mancunian said...

Hi EC,

I find that if you don't "look shy" people will come and talk to you more.

Smiling helps too.

:o)

Cheers

PM

Kwizgiver said...

#9 is the best answer I've come across.

Plastic Mancunian said...

Hi Kwizgiver,

It's true! I always work better with a bit of rock music in the background.

:o)

Cheers

PM

Lolasdiner said...

I used to be painfully shy. I got over it after I had kids and life circumstances necessitated that I speak up for myself and my kids. Speaking to strangers is now just how I am. I don’t fret over having to wait in a checkout line and have someone start a conversation. I’m enjoying it, and I occasionally initiate the conversation. Great answers!

River said...

I got fooled by your title and expected only five questions. Silly Me. You'd think I'd know better by now.

#1 Yes, a drunk-as-a-skunk man named Roger, part aboriginal. It was late (ish) and I was in the city waiting for a bus home after doing overtime at the shoe factory. I was sitting on the steps of the Bank, right beside my bus stop and he came over and sat beside me. I didn't feel at all afraid, no bad vibes at all. I did ask him to put his cigarette in his other hand because he waved his arms about as he spoke and I worried my coat might catch fire. I learned that he was from Victoria and was in Adelaide (South Australia) running amok, his words, drowning his sorrows because his ex-wife wouldn't let him see his boys.

#3 a box of kiwifruit.

Plastic Mancunian said...

Hi Lola,

You sound just like me - and we both feel better for it, I reckon.

:o)

Cheers

PM

Plastic Mancunian said...

Hi River,

Yes - and it was a Sunday too.

Drunk people are fine to talk to as long as they aren't aggressive. Some are hilarious.

:o)

Cheers

PM