tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4170913783015287649.post4235370841976002181..comments2024-03-26T08:09:33.829+00:00Comments on The Plastic Mancunian: Fear (Part Two) - HeightsPlastic Mancunianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01864213919913476168noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4170913783015287649.post-50107623445210593362008-12-13T15:08:00.000+00:002008-12-13T15:08:00.000+00:00Well Mr Anonymous,I have in the past had problems ...Well Mr Anonymous,<BR/><BR/>I have in the past had problems with a guest staying over "after a night on the tiles". This particular guest brought a rather juicy kebab into my lounge and, while in the process of consuming the said item, managed to get more of the kebab juice onto my sofa and his shirt than into his mouth. The following morning, he of course blamed me and Mrs PM almost believed him. Unfortunately the only shirt he could wear was the kebab-stained one from the night before (he had forgotten to bring a clean one with him) so his argument fell flat. <BR/><BR/>I fear that in your case your "friend" may also be being economical with the truth, maybe out of pure embarrassment - I mean it IS a truly embarrassing thing to do. But fear not. The chap who recoloured my sofa has stayed since and has behaved impeccably. If he did fill the dog's bed with processed Stella then he will be filled with remorse and never do it again. I say let him stay.<BR/><BR/>Hope this helps.<BR/><BR/>Cheers<BR/><BR/>PM<BR/><BR/>P.S. Are you sure that it wasn't you who peed in the dog's bed?Plastic Mancunianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01864213919913476168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4170913783015287649.post-68445225075791830642008-12-12T20:35:00.000+00:002008-12-12T20:35:00.000+00:00Dear Mr MancunianI have both a fear and a dilemma....Dear Mr Mancunian<BR><BR/>I have both a fear and a dilemma. You might be able to help me.<BR><BR/>I have a friend that wants to stay over at my place after a night on the tiles.<BR/>The only problem is that the last time he stayed over he relieved himself in the dog's basket in the middle of the night. To be fair, the dog did not seem that bothered, indeed the added warmth seemed to be welcomed as it was a chilly night. Unfortunately "the Stella froth" was a b*gger to clean the next day. My friend obviously denies the claims, but I have asked Rags <I>"who did it…"</I> and he suggested it was not him and it was indeed my friend. What should I do and should I be scared of it happening again?<BR><BR/>"I" from Manchester.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4170913783015287649.post-77960949802690529582008-08-17T18:40:00.000+01:002008-08-17T18:40:00.000+01:00AARRRGGHH!!I think I'll give that bridge a miss - ...AARRRGGHH!!<BR/><BR/>I think I'll give that bridge a miss - even if the missus fancies scaling it.<BR/><BR/>:-)Plastic Mancunianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01864213919913476168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4170913783015287649.post-20633161921749298692008-08-17T18:23:00.000+01:002008-08-17T18:23:00.000+01:00I am laughing my face off. You are such a great wr...I am laughing my face off. You are such a great writer. I love it!!! <BR/><BR/>Yes, the Sydney Harbor Bridge is something else, isn't it? So when do you tackle the ROYAL GORGE BRIDGE in Colorado, the world's highest suspension bridge, at 1,053 feet. You'd love it; it even sways in the wind. :) :) I'm sending you a link so that you can prepare yourself for this great feat. http://www.royalgorgebridge.com/<BR/><BR/>Have fun!!!! (She chuckles)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com