I was having a poke around YouTube (as I sometimes do) and I came across this classic piece of stand-up comedy from Jasper Carrott.
For those of you who have never heard of him, Jasper Carrott is from Birmingham (pretty close to where I was born) and is one of my favourite comedians. I first heard this routine as a child in the 70's and I have never forgotten it.
I was delighted to discover that it came with its own animated film.
I hope you understand the Birmingham accent (very similar to a Black Country accent but not quite).